"I get paid to stab people" Funny Nursing Shirt

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💉 Who says nurses can’t be stylish and hilarious? 😎

Say hello to your new favourite shift tee! Our funny nursing shirts are designed to keep you comfy, confident, and cracking smiles all day long – whether you're doing rounds, studying, or just kicking back on your day off.

From sassy sayings to medical puns, these tees are perfect for anyone in scrubs who deserves a little laugh (and let’s be honest… that’s all of us 🩺). Available in sizes XS to 3XL in both Men’s and Women’s styles.

🎁 Also makes a brilliant Nurses Day gift or graduation surprise!

➡️ Shop now and add a dose of humour to your wardrobe!

#FunnyNurseShirt #NurseLife #NursesOfInstagram #MedicalHumour #NurseApparel #HealthcareHeroes #NurseGiftIdeas #ShiftStyle #NursesRock #GoWithTheFlo

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Gray / Men's Tee / XS	Gray / Men's Tee / XS R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Men's Tee / S	Gray / Men's Tee / S R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Men's Tee / M	Gray / Men's Tee / M R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Men's Tee / L	Gray / Men's Tee / L R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Men's Tee / XL	Gray / Men's Tee / XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Men's Tee / 2XL	Gray / Men's Tee / 2XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Men's Tee / 3XL	Gray / Men's Tee / 3XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Women's Tee / XS	Gray / Women's Tee / XS R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Women's Tee / S	Gray / Women's Tee / S R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Women's Tee / M	Gray / Women's Tee / M R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Women's Tee / L	Gray / Women's Tee / L R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Women's Tee / XL	Gray / Women's Tee / XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Women's Tee / 2XL	Gray / Women's Tee / 2XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Gray / Women's Tee / 3XL	Gray / Women's Tee / 3XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Men's Tee / XS	Red / Men's Tee / XS R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Men's Tee / S	Red / Men's Tee / S R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Men's Tee / M	Red / Men's Tee / M R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

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Red / Men's Tee / XL	Red / Men's Tee / XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

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Red / Men's Tee / 3XL	Red / Men's Tee / 3XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Women's Tee / XS	Red / Women's Tee / XS R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Women's Tee / S	Red / Women's Tee / S R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Women's Tee / M	Red / Women's Tee / M R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Women's Tee / L	Red / Women's Tee / L R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Women's Tee / XL	Red / Women's Tee / XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Women's Tee / 2XL	Red / Women's Tee / 2XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Red / Women's Tee / 3XL	Red / Women's Tee / 3XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Men's Tee / XS	Black / Men's Tee / XS R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Men's Tee / S	Black / Men's Tee / S R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Men's Tee / M	Black / Men's Tee / M R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Men's Tee / L	Black / Men's Tee / L R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Men's Tee / XL	Black / Men's Tee / XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Men's Tee / 2XL	Black / Men's Tee / 2XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Men's Tee / 3XL	Black / Men's Tee / 3XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Women's Tee / XS	Black / Women's Tee / XS R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Women's Tee / S	Black / Women's Tee / S R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Women's Tee / M	Black / Women's Tee / M R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Women's Tee / L	Black / Women's Tee / L R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Women's Tee / XL	Black / Women's Tee / XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Women's Tee / 2XL	Black / Women's Tee / 2XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Black / Women's Tee / 3XL	Black / Women's Tee / 3XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Navy / Men's Tee / XS	Navy / Men's Tee / XS R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Navy / Men's Tee / S	Navy / Men's Tee / S R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Navy / Men's Tee / M	Navy / Men's Tee / M R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Navy / Men's Tee / L	Navy / Men's Tee / L R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Navy / Men's Tee / XL	Navy / Men's Tee / XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Navy / Men's Tee / 2XL	Navy / Men's Tee / 2XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Navy / Men's Tee / 3XL	Navy / Men's Tee / 3XL R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

Navy / Women's Tee / XS	Navy / Women's Tee / XS R 220.00/ea	R 0.00	Quantity	R 220.00/ea	R 0.00

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"I get paid to stab people" Funny Nursing Shirt